other people's followers: you're so pretty!
other people's followers: date me?
other people's followers: hello
other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
other people's followers: I love you!
other people's followers: how was your day?
other people's followers: you're awesome!
other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
Dad: There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
Me: I mean, cool.
Iron Man 3
Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat