September 2012
- Buying a concert ticket: FINALLY! only 183647596 days until show time.
- Week of the show: *to anyone who even glances your way* do you know what’s happening next week, im going to a concert. It will be the best concert ever. you don’t even understand. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE.
- Night before the show: I need sleep. Hurry up and fall asleep mind! Tomorrow is going to be a giant party.
- At the show: holy dear concert gods. is this real life?!
- After the show: fuck everything. Can I just go back?
- 2 Months later: RELEASE NEW TOUR DATES ALREADY I MISS YOU.
We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
STOP COMPLAINING.
When people tell me "They're just fictional characters", I feel bad for that person because their imagination is so stunted that they can't feel the life breathing from the characters that are alive in ways they cannot ever understand.
at no point in my childhood did i think i would be the kind of teenager that sits in their room all day crying over celebrities and tv shows and reading gay fanfiction
what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan
Technically Satan is just a title, and Lucifer is his real name.
you must be fun at parties
Reblog if you're a unicorn. You'll gain at least 50 new followers.
oh my gawd…the followers are pouring down like chicken grease at popeyes!
THE NOTES
hahahhha yeah we’re all unicorns
7 million unicorns on tumblr.
lol worth a try to make new friends :D
I am a Unicorn! I am a Unicorn! ME! ME! ME!
