dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
me: ask me anything?
followers: let's just ignore her
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love...
shavingryansprivates: am i blogging right now or is this a queue you’ll never know