July 2012
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
heyfunniest:
me: ask me anything?
followers: let's just ignore her
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely worded love...
shavingryansprivates:
am i blogging right now or is this a queue
you’ll never know
